I am going on hiatus for a few weeks

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maliaestate:

yes but will your hair game ever be as strong as season 1 allison argent’s

theheirsofdurin:

it’ s been a yEAR AND I’M STILL LAUGHING

i want to meet my favorite celebrity and then fight a mountain troll with them because then we’d have to be friends because there are some experiences you can’t share with someone without ending up friends and knocking out a mountain troll is one of them

chicken-nuggets-galore:

magicchili:

mangocianamarch:

sectumsempraxx:

kawaii-afro-fluff:

waiting for women to understand this.

Waiting for MEN to understand this.

waiting for EVERYONE to understand this

a shoe

bless you 

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)

atthestartoftime:

"Dylan and I have an inside joke: we frequently, during blocking, consider that there is an alternate version of Teen Wolf that is a straight up comedy…" ~ Holland Roden

i swear to god are you stealing peter’s v-neck tops derek?

lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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imethanandtheresadifference;
do you ever remember that your homicidal ex girlfriend, who killed like all your family, is back from the dead and shot you in the chest?

imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

hey how about you make like matt damon in jersey girl and have a very small almost nonexistent role in my life. 

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

chrisissippi:

the prophecy

chrisissippi:

the prophecy

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.